Well, it happened. It snowed. However, aside from a hefty shoveling, everything else kinda worked itself out somehow. Burger King opened at 5pm, so the crazy snowmobile gangs didn't turn cannibal; the yeti was actually a pretty decent guy, and the army of White Walkers just turned out to be a few gaunt Mormons. (Still pretended I wasn't home, as was my plan if they were White Walkers.)

So... here's a comic.