Dear readers,

Let's all take this time to reflect, and remember that we are all amazing beings and that each and everyone of us is different and amazing in our own way.

So please, don't topping-shame people when they put some weird ass shit on top of their pizza. Don't balk when they put black olives or anchovies, and don't get all high and mighty if you're a cheese-purist and see toppings as frivolous and unnecessarily.

We all like pizza how we like pizza...

...plus, if I had to guess, there's probably something out there that you love to eat that's probably pretty gross.